Shagger Arrick

[saul]

Basically anything that left the lips of shagger during the course of tour was brilliant. Inspirational moments include:

"I haven't got your trousers but I'll give you them back if you give me a tit w**k."

"You take someone out for one date and this is all you get"

"I spent the whole night beating her off with a stick"

Shagger's two minute monologue in the toilets and....

"shall we go to the foam party now" (addressing me and dom at 9.30 the morning after the foam party blissfully unaware that we had already gone)

[luge]

He also may have said when discussing sticking a finger up a certain hockey girls bum:

"I think shes more of a two finger girl"

At which point she stood up from her seat just in front of us and relocated.

He then followed up all of these ourageous comments by pulling her a few days later

[engo]

i believe the monologue went something like ' im gonna pull her,, no no no im not, i cant pull her... but what if i were to pull her??.. hmm i dont know, should i pull her? im defo gonna pull her..no wait .. i dont think i should, ? i think i should pull her, but something is stopping me.. i know she wants me 2 pull her, but is that what i want? YES YES i defo want to pull her.. its what im gonna do, im gonna go pull her... ' and did he pull her that night? NO.... loser

[pillow]

nor did he remember saying any of it, or indeed any of his night...awesome a guy!

[whitey]

He was also heard to say 'it's funny because I masturbate loads and I still can't flick'.