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Rice
Mar 19, 2006 14:43:32 GMT
Post by Boner on Mar 19, 2006 14:43:32 GMT
Boner poses a question to the car (saul, pillow, engo and daggers) do mice and rats ever 'intermate'? after many hours of discussion on the logisitcs of mice-rat love making, boner in harmony with his name lengthens the argument; what do you call the offspring when rats and mice get it on? to this english replied 'rice'. for 19 years i thought it was grown by chinks under water- next time ur tucking into dinner just think of that poor little mouse getting horrifically ruined by that big daddy of a rat. Rice pudding anyone?
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Rice
Mar 20, 2006 12:31:06 GMT
Post by saul on Mar 20, 2006 12:31:06 GMT
The discussion was not such because Boner was the only person who spoke on the way home. He pondered over the mice/rat question for about five minutes mid journey but swiftly returned to his favourite subject of a certain young lady from the ladies hockey club (whom he had talked about for the full course of the rugby inbetween pulling dishonest stunts on the bar staff). As pre- mice/rat 'discussion' he continued to talk about her constantly for the duration of the two and a half hour journey. Pillow, Engo and Daggers will be happy to back me up on this.
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daggers
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Rice
Mar 20, 2006 14:44:46 GMT
Post by daggers on Mar 20, 2006 14:44:46 GMT
yeah, that is pretty much what happened,except the rice/rat/mouse thing literally lasted 20 seconds. and then boner steered the conversation onto his new love. think she cud be the one boner??
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pillow
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Rice
Mar 20, 2006 16:51:17 GMT
Post by pillow on Mar 20, 2006 16:51:17 GMT
Whilst Engo and I were obviously concentrating on the road for the majority of the journey back I would say that Boners day went something like this
10.20 am- Climbed into my car, a horrible mess, to go to campus..spoke briefly about his bird and what a great night he had just had
11.00 am- Climbed back into my car, still a horrible mess, proceeded not to read any of the directions to Shrewsbury and instead chat volubly, both to the car and his mobile, about his bird and how he didnt know what sort of date to take her on
12.30 am- Having got the car horribly lost, Boner, or "Mess" as he was now being called, fell asleep in the back of the car..no doubt dreaming about how clever he'd been jumping the ocean queue with his bird. Pillow Daggers and Dougs drive Sleeping Beauty all the way down to Bristol before realising that Shrewsbury is near North and not South Wales
1.40- Having been rescued by Dougs map reading the car turns up a mere hour after the initial push back time. Finding Nottingham already 3-0 down with 8 men, Boner sprints onto the pitch and proceeds to have an averagely good game, no doubt inspired by thoughts of his bird. Still cant make up for the fact that his unwillingness to read directions has made the result and relegation a formality
3.00-5.00- Boner talks about his bird all through the rugby, only stopping to help himself to a couple of free cokes from the unsuspecting bar staff
5.00- 7.00- Boner chats volubly all the way back..stopping only briefly to join in Engo and Pillows karaoke session at the front...he may have pondered mice and rats.... but cant be too sure because most of his chat revolves around his bird
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engo
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Rice
Mar 21, 2006 16:51:15 GMT
Post by engo on Mar 21, 2006 16:51:15 GMT
Pillow u missed out Boners continous requests for the apt song 'loser kid' by BUSTED, which he forced on us about 57 times..... and his stupidty of turning the music up everytime he tried 2 make a phone call.. that kid is an idiot.....
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