Mez

[Alice]

"I couldn't be keener for sausage"

The homo erotic undertones of that are staggering. What's really choice though is that it was regarding the team teas for Balfour Tigers who are Muslim almost to a man - jihad anyone?

[Ram]

...And they are called the Tigers because they roar whenever the umpire blows a decision against them.

Without stick-blocks and body-checks, they are really just pussycats. Fur included.